56.Finish reading 'Perks of being a wallflower':
I know I was supposed to read 'The Bell Jar', but it turned out to be aa pretty story, so I've read The Perks of being a wallflower instead, and I've never been more gratefull to that choice I made at that axact second Holy fuck that's like the perfect book to relate to.
I can't relate to the book actually, but I can relate perfectly to Charlie.
Except the fact that I can't kick a group of footballers' asses when I get mad, I'm still a virgin, and I have never been molested by my aunt.
But seriously, through the whole book I felt as if I can understand every decision he has made and every feeling he felt.
It's like he is me and I am him.
Oh I also don't have a dick, instead I have a vagina. Wow, such a cool magic trick, huh?
And I also have breasts the thing he doesn't have. But I don't know if you could call those weird creatures breasts. They're kinda too flat to be boobies. No but I do have something, okay? Don't judge.
Why the fuck am I discussing my flat-chestness with you guys? You don't even thank me for being this honest with you. Mhm.
Anyway, about the book. It's amazing and you should read it, Period.
Warning: This paragraph would be full of spoilers, so don't go spoil it for others as I did when it got spoiled for me because I warned you motherfucker, Oh yes I did.
I've also read other books, like the second last books of The Hunger Games Trilogy, And damn it, How sad I was when Katniss married Peeta instead of Gale, and she even had BABIES, babies for god's sake!!!!!!!!!!
The Author didn't even give us any updates on Gale, Haymitch, or even Katniss's mother, Yes her own mother. Nothing.
Nothing at all.
How dare she, does she not know that people who have no life gets overly attached to books and therefore a book can break our already broken hearts *Fake cries asking for candy* more than can a hot asutralian guy ever do.
I also read The Fault in our stars, which I didn't like much until Augustus died.
Please don't get me wrong, I'm not a sadist, but I think That was the most important eventfull part of the whole books.
And It's kind of a funny story, which turned out to be better than The movie, since they had a bit of sexy time *Winks shamelessly*
I'm currently reading the last book in th Divergent trilogy which seems to be far better than actually any book, yes even better Than the perks of being a wallflower, or the hunger games (Sorry, Suzanne, but Your obsession with Peeta ruined it.)
I know I was supposed to read 'The Bell Jar', but it turned out to be aa pretty story, so I've read The Perks of being a wallflower instead, and I've never been more gratefull to that choice I made at that axact second Holy fuck that's like the perfect book to relate to.
I can't relate to the book actually, but I can relate perfectly to Charlie.
Except the fact that I can't kick a group of footballers' asses when I get mad, I'm still a virgin, and I have never been molested by my aunt.
But seriously, through the whole book I felt as if I can understand every decision he has made and every feeling he felt.
It's like he is me and I am him.
Oh I also don't have a dick, instead I have a vagina. Wow, such a cool magic trick, huh?
And I also have breasts the thing he doesn't have. But I don't know if you could call those weird creatures breasts. They're kinda too flat to be boobies. No but I do have something, okay? Don't judge.
Why the fuck am I discussing my flat-chestness with you guys? You don't even thank me for being this honest with you. Mhm.
Anyway, about the book. It's amazing and you should read it, Period.
Warning: This paragraph would be full of spoilers, so don't go spoil it for others as I did when it got spoiled for me because I warned you motherfucker, Oh yes I did.
I've also read other books, like the second last books of The Hunger Games Trilogy, And damn it, How sad I was when Katniss married Peeta instead of Gale, and she even had BABIES, babies for god's sake!!!!!!!!!!
The Author didn't even give us any updates on Gale, Haymitch, or even Katniss's mother, Yes her own mother. Nothing.
Nothing at all.
How dare she, does she not know that people who have no life gets overly attached to books and therefore a book can break our already broken hearts *Fake cries asking for candy* more than can a hot asutralian guy ever do.
I also read The Fault in our stars, which I didn't like much until Augustus died.
Please don't get me wrong, I'm not a sadist, but I think That was the most important eventfull part of the whole books.
And It's kind of a funny story, which turned out to be better than The movie, since they had a bit of sexy time *Winks shamelessly*
I'm currently reading the last book in th Divergent trilogy which seems to be far better than actually any book, yes even better Than the perks of being a wallflower, or the hunger games (Sorry, Suzanne, but Your obsession with Peeta ruined it.)
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